I'm BLIND!

Color me all kinds of shades of embarrassed. I thought I had posted a different story about a week ago only for me to sign on and discover that I had not. What actually happened was that I discovered this drawing app for my Ipad, I drew some pictures to go with that post and then took a nap and completely forgot about it. My bad peeps. So, I'll post that story in a few days. Instead, today I want to talk about what happened the other day when "Chris" and I went to pick out glasses. If you subscribe to the blogs Facebook page then you probably noticed the latest update:

Went to get new glasses and made a discovery of EPIC proportions

The day before I had gone to the eye doctor and found out that the sight in my right eye had gotten slightly worse. By slightly worse I mean it went down an ENTIRE POINT!! I went from -2.75 to -3.75. The doctor explained that can be normal, blah blah blah, so I blew it off. Until the following day when Kimmy from Eye Mart Express showed me the light.

After about an hour of me going, "What about these ones? Oh, what about these ones? OH MY GOD CAN I PULL THESE OLD LADY ONES OFF?" I finally settled on a pair that was pretty similar to the ones I already have. Way to think outside but right against the box. So, our sales associate Kimmy had us sit at a table while she copied my information down when I pointed out to "Chris" how my right eye gotten worse. It was then that Kimmy asked, "Did you have some kind of trauma to your eye?"

Then this flashback happened:

 

"Chris" has made me blind and even Kimmy from Eye Mart Express agrees with me. 

A Conversation with "Chris"

Sometimes when "Chris" and I have a conversation via text we don't use words. Instead we use the SMS faces app and to be honest I think these conversations make more sense since there are none of my nonsensicle autocorrect gibberish that we have to decipher.

So, here's the background of the conversation that "Chris" and I are about to have. I went to work last night in capris and flip flops without checking the weather. About 15 minutes before my shift ended a huge thunderstorm occurred. I hope you can see where I'm going with this. Basically, it rained so much that I probably should have RSVP'd to Noah's Arc party and I was practically barefoot running across the parking lot trying to get to my car. This is the Facebook status I posted on my personal page and caused the almost wordless conversation between "Chris" and I.

"Wore flip flops to work and stepped in a giant mud puddle in the parking lot. It's ok, the mud got washed away when I stepped in the mostly rain water puddle in my drive way."

                                                              

                                                                                                                                                                                                           

As you can see, I clearly won the argument with my "Dinkleberg" comment.