A few weeks ago I saw a meme either on
Facebook or Instgram (hastag all the hashtags) and it something along
the lines of, “How awkward would it be if spiders could scream?”
I have since been unable to find said meme. Ok, well, I tried looking
for it, then my tummy had the rumblies so I got up and ate some
cookies. Then I started watching cartoons and completely forgot all
about it and here we are ...about three weeks after I saw the
original meme and was going to blog about it. #forgetfulheffer
Whoops, thought I was on Instagram.
So, back to the original point. How
awkward would it be if spiders could scream? Well, I can tell you I
probably wouldn't Hulk stomp (while I'm screaming my Amazon warrior
cry) on them as often. But then I got to thinking...if those little
bastards could scream I'm sure those bitches would be able to talk.
And then that led into this little montage of pictures.
In short, I fracking hate spiders.
I still be stomping spiders if they could talk and/or scream too. I don't go out of my way to kill them, but if they're in my space, we have a decision to make. Me or them. I choose me.
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