Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Spider Bitch

A few weeks ago I saw a meme either on Facebook or Instgram (hastag all the hashtags) and it something along the lines of, “How awkward would it be if spiders could scream?” I have since been unable to find said meme. Ok, well, I tried looking for it, then my tummy had the rumblies so I got up and ate some cookies. Then I started watching cartoons and completely forgot all about it and here we are ...about three weeks after I saw the original meme and was going to blog about it. #forgetfulheffer Whoops, thought I was on Instagram.

So, back to the original point. How awkward would it be if spiders could scream? Well, I can tell you I probably wouldn't Hulk stomp (while I'm screaming my Amazon warrior cry) on them as often. But then I got to thinking...if those little bastards could scream I'm sure those bitches would be able to talk. And then that led into this little montage of pictures.


In short, I fracking hate spiders.