Woody and the Bottoms

In my line of work I come across some funny names, such as Dr. Assman. Ten bucks if you can guess what he specialized in. That’s right, CARDIOLOGY! There are some other names that I come across that, to be honest, if it were me I would have legally changed my name after I legally emancipated myself from the parents who named me, Justice or Rosie Nutter. Fellow co-worker Rachel and I have recently combined some of the funny names we come across and created two movies. Well, we haven’t CREATED the movies, just the story line so far and who we believe should be the lead actors.  

Movie #1

Woody and the Bottoms

Hairy Bottoms is a recently retired NYC police officer who has taken a new job as an officer with the TSA National Explosives Detection Canine Team Program at the Pratt Regional Airport in small town Pratt, KS. Bottoms spent 20 years hitting the pavements as a street cop, breaking up prostitution rings, making drug busts and arresting the graffiti vandals of New York City. He took pride in his work but after the years of stress that started to build up and he had a nervous breakdown in the most unfortunate moments of a police officers career.

                                                         

It was after his break down that he decided to retire and moved to small town Pratt, KS, assuming the sleepy town with 6,500 people would improve his health and help him relax. He accepted the job at the local airport and was surprised to discover that his new partner, Woody, the spunky little corgi was not only a bomb sniffing dog but he was also trained in sniffing for large amounts of money.

 *queue montage of Woody training at the dog academy with Eye of the Tiger playing*

                                                          

It took a few weeks and a few misunderstandings but Bottoms and Woody found their rhythm and routine. One night, during one of their routine patrols through the small airport Woody sniffed that something was amiss. By the time Woody got Bottoms attention it was too late. Old Lady Helen had already made her escape and all that remained were the light tire streak marks from her hover round. With the help of Ellie, owner and baker of the small bakery in the airport and her Jack Russell Terrier Molly, they discovered that Old Lady Helen was smuggling money from the airport to support her addiction to sugar free hard candies, crossword puzzles and her enormous Bingo debt.

                                                      

And that's how Helen got into her enormous Bingo debt...

                       

 Cast List

Hairy Bottoms- Mark Wahlberg

Woody- Corgi

Ellie, Baker and Bottoms love interest- Elizabeth Banks

Molly, Woody’s love interest- Jack Russell

Old Lady Helen- Betty White

Tune in next week to read about our 2014 summer comedy:

Dr. Hurts and Dr. Kill
Prescribing laughter for summer 2014